Meeting Means Zoom Call in 2026

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My friend Musty Mustard.

Musty is meeting tomorrow at noon.

Meeting a friend.

Musty’s friend is Rowdy Strawberry.

They are meeting tomorrow.

On a zoom meeting.

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A zoom meeting, but isn't that a call?

Because isn't a meeting in-person?

Nope.

Turns out in 2026 folks all call this a meeting.

Even if it is an online call.

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And so looked in the dictionary.

The definition of 'meeting'.

It is an assembly of people.

Huh, still sounds like in person to me.

Looked up 'assembly' in dictionary.

It is gathering together of people in one place.

Huh. Still sounds like in person.

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But in 2026 I understand the new definition has already been set.

The new definition already stuck.

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It’s just time to keep up with the times.

In summary, my friend Musty Mustard, is gathering together tomorrow with Rowdy.

And that place, where they are gathering, is 'online'.

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What about clarity of speech, still?

Clarity of words.

I am proposing a solution.

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The solution is the following:

• i.) There are none just ‘meeting’ anymore.

• ii.) Meeting online, shall henceforth be called ‘online meeting’.

• iii.) Meeting in person, shall henceforth be called ‘in-person meeting’.

• iv.) ‘Hybrid meeting’ don’t exist, that’s code for ‘online meeting’.

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You’re welcome.

In conclusion, meeting means zoom call in 2026.

See also,

#0161 - Morgan's Law of Zoom Meetings  |  https://lemonmama.com/lemonmama/2025/0161%20morgans%20law%20zoom%20meetings.html

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#0200, lemonmama.com, by author Morgan Jassen, with commercial interest, 2026-02-18.