Protect Granite Countertops， Funny

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Funny thought of the day:

One needs to protect granite countertops.

Because they could get scratched. etc.

LOOL this makes me laugh because it's hard stone countertop.

It's main property is that it is tough and inherently self-protects.

Granite counters don't need protecting, in fact, they are tough so that I can use them hard and they take the beating.

If I wanted countertops that were wimpy and needed regular maintenance, then I'd get some soft wood countertops or even just some hard wood counter tops.

I want to get stone countertops so that I don't have to maintain them so they are tough and don't need maintenance nor replacement, like, ever.

But don't listen to me.

Because actually, I'm the type who just gets wood counters and also doesn't maintain them either, wood countertops protect me, I don't protect wood countertops.

In conclusion, granite counters protect me, I don't protect granite counters.

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#0209, lemonmama.com, by author Morgan Jassen, with commercial interest, 2026-03-22.