Review: Rats Do Jiu-Jitsu

 

 

 

 

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Told Musty Mustard rats do jiu-jitsu.

 

Musty said, I don't think so.

 

Searched it up.

 

AI results say the following.

 

Spoiler alert, AI is not there yet, this isn't right.

 

See below for why.

 

An AI result says the following:

 

"... No, rats do not actually practice the martial art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu..."

 

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But that is wrong, we know.

 

A.) Not only do rats do jiu-jitsu.

 

B.) They invented it.

 

C.) The average rat, even if they don't practice jiu-jitsu daily, is still a more skilled jiu-jitsu player than the top 1% of humans who are frequent jiu-jitsu players.

 

So there you have it.

 

 

See also:

#0117 - Actually,Rats Invented Jiu-Jitsu

https://lemonmama.com/lemonmama/2025/0117%20Actually%20Rats%20Invented%20Jiu-Jitsu.xhtml

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#0223, by author Macho Gem, with commercial interest, 2026-04-29