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2026-06-11
lemonmama.com
By author Ball Punyin




Musty Mustard Likes Pub Cheese




Ball Punyin here.
Let me tell you a story about my friend Musty Mustard.

My friend Musty Mustard recomends trying a food called pub cheese.

I looked it up:

“President Pub Cheese Sharp Cheddar Cheese Spread, 8 oz (Refrigerated)”  |   https://www.walmart.com/ip/President-Pub-Cheese-Sharp-Cheddar-Cheese-Spread-8-oz-Refrigerated/10308511

However my friend Musty says, be careful, make sure it is fresh.
Fresh in the context of pub cheese that is.
So make sure it hasn’t gone bad.
Because according to Musty, one time Musty ate bad pub cheese and it gave Musty explosive diarrhea for 2 days.
But then Musty says Musty went back and ate more fresh pub cheese a week later.
This is how yummy pub cheese is, according to my friend Musty Mustard.

In conclusion, my friend Musty Mustard convinced me that I will try a delicious food called pub cheese, very soon.



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